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2019-05-17 04:28:36来源:励志吧0次阅读

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[Golliver] Reporter: How do you expect to earn the loyalty and respect of the LA fan base? Lakers’ LeBron James: “Me? Huh? I signed a four-year deal, what more do you want me to do?”

问:你该怎么做才能赢得洛杉矶粉丝们的忠实和尊重呢?

詹姆斯答:“我?说啥?我和洛杉矶签了四年合同,你还想让我做些啥?”

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[–]StevensCassidy2020 4859 points 1 day ago

Whatcha want me to do? suck them off?

还想让我干吗?帮他口爆?

注:此话出自隆多之口,当时安东尼-戴维斯爆砍53分,问及隆多戴维斯的表现时,隆多回答道:“你还想让我怎么说啊?给他口爆?”

[–]BURRITO_JONES 782 points 1 day ago

Theyd find a way to complain about that, too.

(不管詹姆斯表现如何)他们都会对着詹姆斯BB的。

[–]Celticsthe_black_panther_ 923 points 1 day ago

"He didnt cup the balls tho"

凯尔特人球迷:他还没能控球呢。

[–]Netskonag0603 1023 points 1 day ago

MJ woulda cupped the balls

篮:MJ肯定能把这些事情安排的明明白白的。

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[–]PistonsSteveM19 1860 points 1 day ago

"Just look at your record the last 5 years"

活塞球迷:詹姆斯应该说:“看看你们过去五年的战绩吧。”

[–]Wizardskj78ou78o7 1294 points 1 day ago

"Imma drag this garbage team to the playoffs, LeBron James ho, treyway"

奇才球迷:

然后说:“把这么一支垃圾球队带到季后赛,勒布朗-詹姆斯还不够忠诚嘛?”

[–]Blackmanwdaplan 414 points 1 day ago

What should I do?

我到底该干啥嘛?

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[–]Lakersbuccsfan22 2158 points 1 day ago

Hes right

湖人球迷:詹姆斯说得是对的。

[–][GSW] Tim Hardawayrttrumbl[S] 1338 points 1 day ago

Absolutely. Anyone concerned about Lebron not being committed to the Lakers right now is just trying to make-up a narrative for publicity.

勇士球迷:勒布朗说得当然毫无问题,任何担心勒布朗不能为湖人全力以赴的人仅仅是为了在公众面前吸引眼球罢了。

[–]LakersJayveesac 333 points 1 day ago

Im now loyal to LeBron

湖人球迷:我现在对勒布朗就保持了忠实。

[–]Lakerssomecallmemo 148 points 1 day ago

Now? Ive been loyal since he lost in the Finals

湖人球迷:你现在才忠于他?自从总决赛以后我就是他最忠实的球迷了。

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[–]ClippersComprehensiveArt8 26 points 1 day ago

But the question isnt about Lebrons loyalty to the Lakers, its about the fans loyalty to and respect for Lebron. He didnt really answer the question tbh (although the answer should probably be "I will play games as the greatest player of all time for them")

快船球迷:但是问题不在于勒布朗对于湖人是否忠实啊,而在于粉丝们是否对勒布朗忠实以及尊重,他实际上根本不用回答这些问题(尽管这个答案可能的意思是“我将作为最伟大的球员去尽力打好每一场比赛。”)

[–][CLE] Kevin LovePuppyBowl-XI-MVP 79 points 1 day ago

Does he even need to say that though?

快船球迷:他还要需要说这些东西?

[–]Lakersspyson 132 points 1 day ago

This whole "problem" is so stupid, it has been blown way out of proportion, especially on this sub.

People saw the mural being defaced and somehow think the majority or even the entire Laker fanbase doesnt appreciate Lebron or something.

Any mural in a big city is going to get defaced and especially the one that blew up and went viral on social media. Any troll, even if hes not a basketball fan, is going to love韩警方:将以企图谋杀罪起诉袭击美国大使嫌犯
to deface that.

湖人球迷:这个问题本来就很愚昧,尤其是在这个帖子上被放大的更过分了。

人们只是看到詹姆斯的涂鸦被毁了就认为全部湖人粉丝都不感激詹姆斯的到来。

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[–]Warriorsnotthefuckingscones 328 points 1 day ago

Clearly, he needs to get a tattoo of Kobe and Shaq on his back.

勇士球迷:老实说,他需要在自己后背上纹上科比和沙克的纹身。

[–]ThePlaceboJunkie 192 points 1 day ago*

That’s gonna imply Lebron is carrying Kobe and Shaw on his back tho

Edit: Shaq

这意味着他要扛着沙克和科比前进?

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[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin 780 points 1 day ago

Sign with BBB

猛龙球迷:如何表达忠诚?签约球爹的BBB品牌啊?

[–]Netskonag0603 349 points 1 day ago

taking his talents to the trash can

篮球迷:将他的天赋带到垃圾桶里去吗?

[–]Lakersb1indsamurai 216 points 1 day ago

4 years is a long time to commit to anything—Lebron is absolutely right.

湖人球迷:4年对于证明任何事情都已足够——勒布朗说得没啥问题。

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookFukaro 154 points 1 day ago*

Exactly, hes giving the last of his years as the best player to the Lakers. Id be grateful a top 5 player of all time did that for my team.

雷霆球迷:确实如此,他将自己最后的巅峰期留给了湖人,如果有一个历史前五的球员为我们球队做这件事情,我将非常感激。

[–]BojacPrime 84 points 1 day ago*

Do you have to go as low as 5 now to stop the LeBron haters chiming in?

为了堵住詹黑的嘴,你都把詹姆斯的地位拉到历史第五了?

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[–][LAL] Brandon Ingramfriskydongo 883 points 1 day ago

Any Lakers fan who doesnt "respect" a player like Lebron is a dumbass lol. Loyaltys a different story tho thats its own question.

湖人球迷:任何一个不尊重像勒布朗这样球员的球迷都是个傻瓜,但是忠诚就是另一回事了。

“亚马逊”再次拒不发货 以低价揽客后“砍单”

[–][ATL] John Collinsdoggos_not_depressos 686 points 1 day ago

Lakers one of the only fanbases that could get mad at LeBron James for signing with them.

老鹰球迷:估计也只有湖人球迷会对勒布朗签约他们球队这件事情表达不满意见了。

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vizzlypoof 301 points 1 day ago

If he came right after Kobe it’d be a different story. We were ass and got the best player on the planet. Genuinely gotta be a dumbass to complain.

湖人球迷:如果他在科比以后立即来湖人就是另一个故事了,但是目前我们球队就是垃圾,这个时候这个星球最好的球员来到了我们球队,任何一个为此抱怨的人都是傻瓜。

[–]WizardsFat314 224 points 1 day ago

No hate but werent you ass during Kobes last two years as well ?

奇才球迷:不是杠,科比在湖人的最后两年湖人也很烂啊。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantPhilip22Kings 426 points 1 day ago

We were a different type of ass that time.

湖人球迷:这两种烂是完全不一样的烂。

[–]Rocketsbauboish 282 points 1 day ago

Honestly wtf does LeBron needs the loyalty and respect of lakers fans for? He is the best player in the NBA and most influential spokesperson of the players. If a fan don’t respect that then that fan isn’t a fan.

火箭球迷:老实说,勒布朗需要湖人粉丝的忠诚和尊重吗?他就是NBA最好的球员,并且是球员中最具话语权的超级球星,如果粉丝们不尊重此事,那末他们就不配称为粉丝啊。

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